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but not a good one
BECAUSE YOU HAVE A MANDATORY DATA PLAN FOR ALL THE DECENT ONES.
i would ask for a new phone for christmas
BUT VERIZON IS FUCKING STUPID.
i'm turning into one of those rave asians
sans the actual raving
I think....
I should make videos of me doing impressions of people at school. I want to make videos like Mitchell Davis, random and amazing. WOOP.
DO EET
I WANT TO SEE HOOLIA.
EVERY FATASS CHICK, THEIR MOTHERS, AND SEVERAL ORTHODOX CHRISTIANS WERE AT TACO BELL TODAY.
I’M GONNA GO RUN 5 MILES NOW.
13086.) I was singing in the shower.. I got really into it this morning and slipped on the curtain. I told my mom I got the bruise from soccer.
(via blogsecret)
this is like… the first amusing secret i’ve read from blogsecret.
How to spot them Doo Doo Mamas [X
- they want errbody within a 20 mile radius to hear what they sayin so they hella loud and shit.
- dey all have sidekicks, most likely pre-paid.
- they know all the lyrics to dem jerk songs.
- they be knowin all the jerk moves.
- they wear hair weeve colors that you wouldn’t imagine.
- they talk about the clubs, but they ain’t ever up there.
- they gotsa attitude but say that YOUR the one with the attitude.
- they gotta name tattoo on their tittie.
- they still on myspace like it’s the hot shit.
- they only on YouTube for fighting or arguing with a white or mexican girl.
- they are on Aim more then they at school, and if they at school, they is still on Aim.
- they doesn’t participate in P.E., better yet? Any class unless they copy or know the teachers first name.
- they all know some body name pookie or dey dey
LMFAO.
AHAHAHAHA.
